FNP: ROCKEFELLER & TURNER EYE REFUGEE PROBLEM

Faux News Press (FNP)_Washington, DC:

NEWS BRIEF

Representatives of President Obama at the White House have briefed selected news outlets about new initiatives being undertaken to bring relief to growing numbers of refugees around the world. When FNP reporter Freddy Dunne was quietly informed, he was advised that, barring a pandemic that eliminated vast numbers of humans on Earth, responsible nations of the world community would have to “create” new lands. He advised our man Dunne to request briefings on this matter from the David Rockefeller camp and from the Ted Turner camp, who were the quiet “impels” working behind the scene to find solutions to “human issue” problems affecting “our evolving world.”

FNP had some experience with both camps in the past. Realizing that both men were members of the Lucis Trust (formerly Lucifer Publication Company), our staff guessed that they may have both embraced an “enlightened” approach to problems involving masses of people and were acting as a clandestine, common front.

The Lucis Trust was founded in 1922 by Alice Bailey and her husband Foster Bailey. She has been dubbed the “Mother of the New Age Movement.” It is the Publishing House which prints and disseminates United Nations material. In the past it has published arcane knowledge. Both the words “Lucis” and “Lucifer” derive from the Latin word lucem, meaning “of light.” Hence, these adherents of the Luciferian Path imagine themselves to be the “spear-tips of enlightenment.” The mythic figure Prometheus is typically held to be a kind of symbol of what the “right-thinking” person of today should be.

FNP will note that Ted Turner’s softly caustic criticisms of Christianity were founded upon such “right-thinking.” He was the founder of the Goodwill Games, as well, attracting athletes from around the world. It was meant to be a cultural “bridge” between the USA & USSR during a chilly point in the super-powers’ relationship.

The Rockefeller connection to the Lucis Trust should be apparent to FNP readers generally, as most of our readers are aware that the Rockefellers provided the land in Manhattan upon which the United Nations presently rests. David Rockefeller has proudly boasted of his globalist perspective.

From President Obama’s point of view these two allied circles of power would be ideal “solutions-finders” to growing human resource problems around the globe. For that reason he asked FNP and other news outlets to favorably report on the efforts which they might attempt.

As an independent, non-ad-dependent news organization, FNP never approaches any story except to “tell it like it is.”

In pursuing our White House lead, FNP reached out to Dr. Henry Kissinger for elaboration on the Rockefeller-Turner thinking about the global refugee problems.

As a sort of preamble, Dr. Kissinger gave a brief history of the migration of people, especially under duress. He noted that at this time of Islamic unrest, Western intelligence organizations were forced to create civil disorders based on religion and ethnic/racial identities. However, he noted, the wholesale dumping of disparate peoples on America and Europe may be reaching a critical mass, which might become dangerously explosive. For the short term, he said, Canada and Australia can still be used to dump refugees in, but the time had arrived to create new “lands” where none presently suitably exist or don’t exist at all.

According to Dr. Kissinger, the Georgia-born Ted Turner visited with some Atlanta chums, and their discussion turned to global human resource problems. One of his friends, Caleb Dorr Whitefence, asked Mr. Turner if he had any recollection of Atlantis – the island. 

“Didn’t it vanish beneath the sea – was it the Atlantic Ocean? - thousands of years ago?” asked Ted Turner. Then, “wheels began to turn” in the group’s heads. Caleb asked Mr. Turner, “Ted, couldn’t that myth provide the answer to this global problem?” 

After thoroughly examining the possibilities of an “Atlantis Solution,” Ted Turner called his friends at the Lucis Trust, requesting a meeting as soon as possible.

According to a reliable source who attended this meeting, Mr. Turner cordially greeted David Rockefeller, Bishop Moore, Rabbi Tanenbaum, and even addressed an oil painting of Walter Cronkite which hung on a wall in the reception room. After all the Luciferians had taken a seat, Ted Turner began his address by citing a recent – but all too common problem – which had recently been reported on CNN.

“In Myanmar the government refuses to recognize a Muslim ethnic minority, the Rohingya, and these people are considered stateless. They have been persecuted, and have sought to migrate to Indonesia, Israel, India and other locales without welcome. I have asked you here today to consider some long-term solutions, barring a tragic pandemic sweeping through the ranks of the ignoranti.”

According to our source at this meeting, there was considerable interest in Mr. Turner’s topic for discussion. David Rockefeller earnestly asked Ted to “Hasten hurriedly, please, as I’m certain that we all eagerly await your address.”

At this point Ted Turner began to outline his rationale and proposed course of action. Noting the words of Dionne Warwick’s song about what the world needs, “We don’t need another mountain, there are mountains enough for everyone…,” Ted firmly stated his belief that the United Nations must create new lands. “How?” he asked.

Bringing forth a projection camera, he rapidly assembled a screen. Lights dimmed in the reception room, which was exceedingly rare, and Ted began to make his case.

According to FNP’s source, Ted Turner showed all the gathered vast ranges of high mountains from the Himalayan to the Karakorum. He then showed the vast watery desert of the central and southern Indian Ocean. These must become “man and wife.” His description of a vast mountain-removal program that would liberate inhabitable lands for use by hundreds of millions of people, if need be, excited the gathered dignitaries without portfolios. They were equally amazed and excited by Ted’s plan to construct giant new island continents in the Indian Ocean. He pointed out the problem of waste management across advanced national economies. The mountains and the waste will be the building blocks of new world continents upon which excess human resources can find a new Garden of Eden to seize and cultivate. “Think of the food abundance that could be the fruit derived from the lands where frigid, brutish mountains now sit!” he exclaimed. “Fresh-water lakes can be created on the new continents by dragging and planting Antarctic icebergs.”

FNP was advised that at this point, the enlightened audience leapt to their feet, cheering madly. Their mission would now be to bring Ted’s Promethean light to the United Nations and the world community.

This astonishing ambition by some of the “movers-n-shakers” of the world will be monitored honestly by FNP, even if other major outlets “put on a happy face.”