There have been reports coming out of the Israeli state by usually reliable sources that the Likud Party has been reprimanded by Golda Meir, who appeared at a seance held by Rabbi Noshi for Binyamin Netanyahu and his chief advisers.
The late Prime Minister Meir appeared as a stern spectre before the exalted group. She was clearly angry that Netanyahu had turned to Sonny Barger to end Palestinian impudence, according to one highly placed observer. This observer quoted Ms. Golda Meir as exclaiming: "He is a putz!" She then turned to Netanyahu and snapped: "Macher! Your decisions are ipish!"
According to reliable but anonymous observers, the Prime Minister tried to defend his decision by stating that Sonny Barger would be a "patsy." The IDF had assured the leaders of the Likud that Barger would never leave the battlefront alive. When he was confirmed dead, then Haim "Bad Chad" Chaddakah would seize control of the Hell's Angels.
As its international leader, he would provide the Mossad with another intelligence tool, as well as potential assassins. Israeli-produced pharmaceutical products could be distributed worldwide by the Hell's Angels organizations.
From all accounts available to FNP, the spectral Golda was not reassured. Of Barger she sneered: "He is ganef! It is traif! "
According to witnesses, as time passed the Rabbi Noshi tried to placate the angry spirit. He smiled and observed: "My dear Golda, our problem is the Palestinians. They trouble us greatly. Az mir vill schlugen a hunt, gifintmin a schtecken! [If one wants to beat a dog, one finds a stick.]
Suddenly, the visitor from the spirit world began to soften. She seemed to move to the seated rabbi and was observed kissing his hands. As she did, according to one witness, three demons leaped from his fingers, as he had failed to wash his hands that morning.
According to two observers at the seance, the spectral Golda Meir confided: "I came with my Jew's heart and only meant well. Please don't think of me as a muttlemessig."
At that point, FNP was advised that she began to melt away into the air.
First Binyamin Netanyahu, and then the others, cried out: "Zorg dikh nit! Be happy, Golda! All is well."
This fascinating look into one of the high councils of the Israeli state sheds much light on decision-making processes in the pivotal Levantine state. As Lord Byron observed: "Truth is stranger than fiction."
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